ME: Hey Blogger, do you want to let me upload these neat paintings I did over the weekend?
BLOGGER: No!
ME: Haha, you're such a joker.
BLOGGER: No really, I hate you.
ME: Aw, come on, don't be like that, I've been blogging for like, two years. We're chill, right?
BLOGGER: I hate you and your stupid paintings!!